Monday's Prayer

Dear Monday,

Please be kind as I haven't had a lot of sleep due to my work schedule over the weekend.

Please let today be a great day that leads to a great week.

Please help me not to lose my temper on any of my students in such a way that I make the news.

Please keep me from eating any sugar, caffeine, gluten, high fructose, or anything else that may lead to a migraine, obesity, stomach cramps, or an early death.

That's all.  Thanks for listening.

Cheers,
J