29 April 2009

Conversation with student at 7:40 am

Student:
  • Miss, you look horrid today. Did someone die last night? Your eyes are all red, and you don't have any make-up on.

Me:
  • First off, you never say something rude like that to a woman, ever, especially about their looks. You only tell them they are beautiful, magnificent and gorgeous.
  • Second, I haven't gotten more than three hours of sleep a night for the past week so shut it about what I look like.
  • Third, no one died, but someone may soon.
I'd like to point out I did have make-up on, but apparently not enough.

So, in honor of looking horrid, here is a picture for all to see the horridness.


Give me a break; I'm 17 hours away from my first of two presentations to finish my Graduate School experience.

If you were working a full time job, a part time job, and maintaining an honor's G.P.A. for the past two years, you wouldn't look hot either.

And yes, I am posting this at 12:19 in the morning; I'll be up for another two hours at least if anyone wants to say hello.

Oh, and the student is fine; it wasn't a good day to make the news, me looking horrid and all.

2 comments:

Jodi and Jesse said...

Gotta love kids!

The Lunts said...

ahhhh, you are so close! YEA! Good luck!