Today's List of Things That Must Go

• The student who went to the counselor and told her I was crazy because I make her, the student, do her work and not talk to her neighbor during tests
• The traffic that slammed on their brakes during my morning commute in such a rapid way that I had to slam my own brakes and hold my breath as I narrowly missed slamming into the median
• All things migraine: the migraine itself, the nausea, the blindness in one eye, the aversion to sound, the hangover the next day, and the return of the migraine ever though I've consumed more migraine medication than I should within a 24 hour period
• Pigeons who sit on the window ledge outside of the computer lab. The noise may drive me crazy
• Dirt must go
• The student who brought two baby kittens to school and proceeded to leave them in her locker must go
• All teenage acne on a 34 year old face
• The one black chin hair that refuses to die even though it's been plucked since someone was 20!